Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Bertie Botts

This post is primarily to the attention of my coworkers (but I doubt any of them read this blog -- which is a good thing, at least for me).

JELLYBEANS ARE NOT REALLY BEANS.

Therefore they are not a vegetable, and don't count as LUNCH (even if they make you fart like regular beans).

This rant is now concluded...please resume your day.

Thank you.