if nautical nonsense be something you wish
I realize that I've already mentioned SpongeBob here, but today's Non Sequitur strip is a must read nonetheless.

(1) Didactic (adj): dI-'dak-tik: Intended to convey instruction and information as well as pleasure and entertainment (2) Discursive (adj): dis-'k&r-siv: Moving from topic to topic without order (3) Diatribe (n): 'dI-&-"trIb: ironical or satirical criticism
I realize that I've already mentioned SpongeBob here, but today's Non Sequitur strip is a must read nonetheless.