I Value My Health...You Should Too

This message is for 2 people in particular...if it isn't you, please disregard...

To my neighbor who was sneezing so LOUDLY this morning that I could hear you CLEARLY through several walls...sneezes don't need to be spoken as "AAA-CHOOO"...just sneeze, don't enunciate, please.

To my co-worker who has been violently hacking/coughing every minute on the minute for the past half hour. THAT IS NOT NORMAL. Go see a doctor before we ALL have to see a doctor. PLEASE.

That is all...please return to your normal day. Thank you.